Do you have something to confess? Or are you still in denial — knowing that you're doing something wrong, but you cannot say for sure what it is?

In this talk, we'll go through our Java deployment sins and how to avoid them:
* Lust: Of course I'm using Docker, microservices, and every latest trend for each and every project!
* Gluttony: I absolutely need this monolithic, 500MB archive file?
* Greed: I'm not kidding when I'm saying that this app will only work with JBoss AS 6.0.
* Sloth: Continuous Deployment or Delivery — who would need that?!
* Wrath: Graceful error handling, reporting, and monitoring are for the faint of heart!
* Envy: Why would I rely on an external system to do the whole configuration for me, when I can lovingly handcraft it all myself?
* Pride: Checking our app's status after the deployment? That's only for people who break stuff.